Trouble?  Just hit the Big Red Button!  ...go ahead.  ...hit it.  It's right here.  ...you got this. 

Winter safety tips for the furry lil freeloaders in your life. 

Are you going to stick with tradition and keep your lights on your house til the cows go home? MOTS. 

What is going to happen in 2026?  Isn't it obvious? 

Tired of months that have fun stuff happening in them... introducing... JANUARY! 

The cause of and solution to all your holiday problems! 

Is that the Xmas Star?  Nah... it's a UFO... er maybe a posessed commet. 

Sorry about the whole infinite spiders image staying with you forever... 

A-I Santa, what could go wrong!?  A-I ANYTHING what could go wrong I guess...